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Boy Batter Review

Reviewed: 2007-05-14
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Our Rating: 78/100

Quality of Content: 18/25

Purchase Value: 14/20

Leased/Own Content: 15/15

Update Frequency: 7/10

Content Variety: 8/10

Tour Promises/Reality: 4/5

Originality: 8/10

Navigation: 4/5

Images: yes

Live Shows / Chat: no

Streaming Video: yes

Downloadable Video: yes

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REASON: Site no longer exists and shows an error, or redirects to a parked page.

Tour Promises promises only exclusive, fresh never before seen on film bois, studs and jocks. Also you get two free DVDs when you join for one-year.

My Opinion About BoyBatter

Everyone likes army and college beefcake and what better way to get it than through a site called Boy Batter. The two different ingredients make this site worthwhile because at least there's a bit of diversity. Although, from the look of the guys, I'd say that they are probably all around the frat-age or at least they may be privates in the army.

Anyhow, the design of Boy Batter looks a bit amateur and so even if I didn't read it on the tour it's obvious that these dudes will be fresh faces to porn. Navigation is straightforward because there are videos or there are pictures. I didn't see any bonus sites, so I'm at least hoping there will be a hell of a lot of exclusive content because this is one darn expensive site in the scheme of things. I did notice tat the video and photo vaults contained non-exclusive stuff like 346 extra clips and 85 picture sets. A lot of these feel inline with the same theme promised by, which was great to see.

Anyhow, on to the exclusive content since this is the draw and the reason that we'd really want to come here. First of all, I noticed a significant number of guys with very short, almost buzzed cuts that one might find on guys who are truly in the army. I loved this because seeing shaggy haired dudes, as much as I like a mane, wouldn't really be conducive to the theme.

There are 44 photo sets and while many of them feature single guys jacking off, here are a number of them with hardcore. Sets contain between 50 and a 75 shots. They're easily viewed online, but there isn't a slide show to view them hands free. They really aren't spectacular anyhow. As a matter of fact, the 654x480 images are video captures that just don't make the cut in my opinion. They look washed out and are often blurry, which is not what I want to see on a site that is charging through the roof.

While there may be weekly updates if you consider both the exclusive and non-exclusive content, there's only one BoyBatter movie delivered to you in a month. Sometimes the site goes all out and delivers two films, but judging from the date stamps this only seems to happen around Christmas. Now, don't get me wrong - the guys are well worth watching, especially if you love the softness that comes with innocent and inexperienced cock suckers.

There are 51 flicks that you can either stream or download. There's a fantastic mix of jerk off, masturbation with toys, blowjob, couple and three-way action. The high-quality 1600Kbps 720x480 downloads are excellent. A film called 3-way Marine Fuck was right up my alley. There's nothing I love better than a muscle bound tough guy and two young bucks going at it. Unfortunately, the director can be heard telling the guys what to do. This may be fine for those of you who enjoy the amateur aspect of this kind of filmmaking, but for those who at least get off on immersing into the action and knowing that guys know inherently how to have sex, the movies may not be to your taste.

Final Verdict

Other than brush cuts and a few dudes wearing army fatigues, I'm not sure that the military aspect of the site was much to my liking. In fact, I prefer the whole Sergeant and Private aspect of the theme and this site is more geared toward those who would enjoy a couple of youthful Privates exploring each others' privates in some very intimate ways. The movies are worth watching, especially if you love the innocent flavour of newbie amateurs. However, considering the amount of exclusive content, the crappy update schedule and the fact that photo galleries are filled with captures, I'd definitely say Boy Batter is over-priced.

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User Comments

2008 Jun 23, 05:15, DALLAS
Boy batter is a waste of money. All the movies are outdated and half dont open. This site has been under construction "so it says for months' yet same ole scheisse. DONT WASTE YOUR MONEY.